And you're lying if you say otherwise.
Every morning you wake up and choose violence against your own portfolio.
Every rugged token was a lesson you refused to learn.
Every failed project was a red flag you decided to ignore.
Every "diamond hands" tweet was you begging to be hurt again.
The thrill isn't in winning.
It's in the moment before you lose everything.
That dopamine hits when you're about to get absolutely destroyed.
You're not an investor. You're a masochist with a wallet.
We don't fix masochists. We monetize them.